25th BIRTHDAY BASH - 27 January 2001

Another year, another birthday party fatally scheduled adjacent to a Sunday morning stocktake.

CAKE! Rich wisely stands well back...

...as I blow the candles out and succeed in splashing my face in candlewax. Ouch! In case you're wondering what I'm wearing, it's a dyed-black German army shirt accessorised with leopardskin pink. Note the original 'Ghostbusters' sew-on patch. Well, it looked good at the time...

Pete on the cake and beer diet!

Love is...firing party poppers from between your girlfriend's arsecheeks

Darren falls victim to a party popper ambush

Will, Mark and Wade arrive fashionably late and well-aled!